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    Question my grandmas and mom scared me...

    ok so on the way to the hospital in the car and it was just my mom my grandmas and me and we got to talking about first times and blah blah blah when suddenly my moms mom said "you know i would rather be a boy because it would be a hell alot easier to masturbate" and they all started to agree when im sitting in the back scared as shit and they look at me like ima retard and one of them says "are you ok?" and im like "no what the ----?!!!i dont want to hear how you all wish you could play with yourself i mean for gods sake im little ears compared to the people in this car!!!!!!" and they all started laughing at me when i was just scard for life O_O how would u handle that?

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    awwww poor rae-chan i would jump out of the car T-T *huggles* hope your oke
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    -huggles back- im fine im just mentaly scared for life O_O...i would have but i really need ot go to the hospital =[
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    my mum scared me when she started talking about how she tried being gay when she was younger o___o XD
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    OMFG!!! im scared now T-T
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    LOL I wish I was a boy but for other reasons.

    I laugh when I hear stuff like that and talk dirty a lot, but really it's weird to hear your older family members to say something like that.

    I for example find it weird when mum stalks dirty.
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    ditto, i had a habit of telling my mom "you suck" one day i was about 10 i say it and she turns to me and says 'that is between me and your father' .....yea


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    O____O wow....IM REALL REALLY REALLY SORRY FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!O_o
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    MY MOMMY===== BECKYYYYYY
    DADDY::: arodz700
    my awsomeness penis bestest grrama erver!!![=] pup
    MY BESTEST SISSY ERVER!!!=---=miki!!!
    my sexy and great kitty: alie!
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    my brother in law- micah

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