ok idk i just wanted to do this Okay LOL like just tell a joke^^
EX>why did the chicken cross the road....cuase there was a yaoi dvd on the other side XD<
Simple as that XD LOL

ok idk i just wanted to do this Okay LOL like just tell a joke^^
EX>why did the chicken cross the road....cuase there was a yaoi dvd on the other side XD<
Simple as that XD LOL
You know you wanna!!!!!
How do you kill an elephant? -> With an elephant gun
How do you kill a blue elephant? ->With a blue elephant gun
How Do you kill a red elephant? -> Strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun
How Do you kill a purple elephant? -> You idiot there is no such thing as a purple elephant!
I love all of these insane monkey emotes![]()
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*knock knock*
"Who's there?"
"Interrupting cow!"
"Interrupting cow wh-"
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
...reading jokes just aren't as fun as hearing them![]()
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It doesn't hurt me...
You wanna feel how it feels?
You wanna know, know that it doesn't hurt me?
You wanna hear about the deal I'm making?
And if I only could,
Make a deal with God,
And get him to swap our places,
Be running up that road,
Be running up that hill,
Be running up that building,
If I only could...
With no problems...
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YAY!! w000t!! Go Tobi! Go!!
I have adopted Kaworu Nagisain Y-H adoption group! X3


A circus trainer is in a bar drunk with his pet lion beside him..
The bartender sayd "You cant just be lyin' around"
...
My brother wanted me to post it somewhere
The club is lucky to have to boys with homosexual tendencies. Even better if the two struggle between a friendship and a romance. And since we're brothers, the taboo is that much greater. And besides, what girl hasn't fantasized about having two loves?


Whats the difference between God the and God of Yaoi?
-You bow down before god, but you bend over for the god of Yaoi.
(applause)
My family/friends
♥Yori♥ - My Uke/love <3
♥loversisiterhood♥ - Number one chick & BFF & Wife
♥.:.~Tira~.:.♥ - MAH HOMEGURRL WITH A CAPITAL H <3
♥fameandfortune♥ - Loves my ass XD
♥BaiDee♥ - Darling, Gramma <3
♥Viola Rose♥ - Master of the Dark Corner.
♥yaneko♥ - Very good friend ^_^ <3
♥misaki_usagisan♥ - Always in a good mood
♥yannes♥ - My horse who wears purple underwear
♥ChibiSem♥ - My fellow Smirnoff lover XD <3
♥veebee1000♥ - My lovely daughter <3