The Death Note

[xSwirl]

Hellzy dies because the yaoi runs of in some black hole, and she's chasing it, for making it come back, and then she falls in the black hole in the ground.

(I'm dead too without yaoi)

[Rizu]

My uncle dies this midnight because a psycho burglar slowly chopped his head off.

(I hate him that much.)

[Bardie]

Rizu dies from choking on Usagi's cum XD

[Kaworu NekoNagisa]

KonanLuvsHina

You die because you walk around in a park, then you get attacked by rabid canarie birds that eat your hair. Then you walk around, bald, looking for a wig for your head.
In turn, you do find a replacement for your hair, but it turns out that it was a giant brown bear, that had just woken up after the winter-nap...
Then you get eaten by the bear on top of your head...

[MoonSenshiAya]

Pen will contract a deadly disease called "nomoyaoifojooitis".. Which cause her to cough alot, her blood will all rush to the head due to the extreme deadliness of the the withdrawal(due to the fact that she will be too sick to look at yaoi awesomeness).
the doctors will never find a cure for it since they find her to be psychotic, never acknowledging the extreme symptoms she suffers.
due to the lack of a cure, she goes off to search for it... Though the results are quite sad.

During her search, she encounters a forest with plenty of odd looking fruit... she believes it to be the cure, so she eats one of them. But faints immediately after.

A group of kids are hiking in the woods and find her unconcious body there, so they call the ambulance.

She awakens in the hospital in a daze to find out from the doctors that the fruit gave her a fever that was OVER 9000.

All in all, she dies soon after being bitten by a rabid mixture of vampire and werewolf creature thing; whose venom caused a tremorous seizure, with major foaming at the mouth. at last she coughed out a stone of blood; and before she dying, she declared "gimme...mah...yaoi....----"

and thats how Pen will die, one day from now. :P

[seren]

MoonSenshiAya: going out for a walk she has to dodge a falling piano, wheres she falls done an open man hole and washes out to sea, then gets swallowed by a whale, pucked up near land, fights of a pack of molestifying dolphins and once she drags herself ashore is trambled by a pod of mad ducks, then she sees a very hot live yaoi scene, contracts a nose bleed and dies in duce hours^^
lol hope you enjoy you'z death

[kawaii_kira]

seren will fall of a cliff at 12:12 and fall on a big stack of yaoi manga then die from over excitement.
(very tragic death)

[Bardie]

Kawaii Kira looks at some hardcore porn & dies of excitement. :o

[Arista]

Bardie will die a fast and peaceful death because I like DB.

[Re-L]

max will die when he was gonna sneeze..