lolz,
Scientist: Okay we're gonna put you in a room, sit you down in a leather chair, have you place this device around your penis-
Man: What does it do!?
Scientist: Do not worry sir it is scientific! Now like I WAS saying before I was rudely interrupted, we're gonna place this around your penis, and then show you some gay porn.
Man: Okay you lost me at "gay porn", why am I going to be watching gay porn?
Scientist: Don't worry it's scientific gay porn!
Man: Okay
Scientist: Would you mind wearing these sunglasses?
Man: Um why?
Scientist: They would assist in the scientific taking of overly dramatic shots.
Man: If it's in the name of science alright.