Neji's Kemonini Adventure!

[mistress of yaoi]

A/N: To those out there that don’t know Kemonini is well how best can I describe this? Oh I know, we all know what neko boys are don’t we? Well that’s a type of Kemonini a human character with animal characteristics, like tail and ears.

This fic was a challange from a friend on livejournal she wanted certain characters with certain characteristics...this is what it has begun to become and there is one more chapter to come, and when i say no kiddies read this i mean it guys!

Chapter 1 Welcome to Our Forest

The young Hyuuga was beyond annoyed now he was just frustrated as he trudged through the raining forest bare foot and covered in mud. Not by choice the Hyuuga told me to mention of course, and who am I you ask? Why I’m just an innocent bystander to the following events. Though it may be true I did not do anything to stop what happened to the boys I can assure you all he was not complaining afterwards.

It all started for me as I was sitting in a tree minding my own business enjoying the loveliest of views; oh those little bunnies love to tease, when I felt a rush of chakra and as contact between my kind and humans is strictly forbidden I hid. The next thing I knew I saw two flashes off green run past. I would later discover that these two were the one and only eccentric Green beast Gai of Konaha and his equally eccentric student one Rock Lee.

Those two were annoying I didn’t like them one bit, and the older one should know better than to enter this forest! Damnit, they had scared of the cute little bunnies I was planning on taking home that evening, it seemed that if I didn’t work fast I would be sleeping alone.

My frustration however was soon gone when I first laid eyes on the Hyuuga, now I’m a known womanizer and on any other occasion I would have gone after the female whatever her name was she was my usual type.

But the sheer resemblance of that boy, I almost fell out of my perch. This would be very interesting if my other two playmates saw the boy, they may even be dumb enough to break the taboo, and I know that stupid cat has wanted to top me for years.

As it was my favourite little cat was not to far away and he spotted the young man as well, and from the scheming smile on his face I knew he was going to have fun with this human, we were lucky I suppose after all this area of the forest was in the toads jurisdiction. Jiji did not mind if we messed with humans as long as we wiped their memories afterword, didn’t leave any marks or injuries too serious and no killing. Lucky this little hottie had not run through naga territory yet, frogs and kappa’s I trust snakes not so much, they actually feed on humans you see.

The cat slowly made he’s way over to me from under the brush; the sight of his lovely form weaving through the grass, an occasional peak of that pert little bum and swish of the tail was enough to put me in a good mood. Humans were so boring with their sense of modesty. I grinned at the very thought we would soon see how much that boy resembled me soon enough.

“Hey Ijen did you see that?” asked the cat as he sat propped up against the bottom of my tree, his tail swishing from side to side in obvious excitement, though it was quite obvious even if he was trying to hide it his tail was not the only appendage excited about the possibilities this human brought to our evening.

“Did I see what little kitten?” I tried not to act too interested though I had to admit this would be more fun than a night with the rabbits.

I watched his tail bristle at the insult, that’s right little cat play into my game your so fun to anger

“I ain’t no kitten which I have proven many a night with you.” He glared up at me his ears back; oh cats were so adorable when angry there was only one other sight I enjoyed more.

“Speaking of cats however has anyone seen Sasu?” I tilted my head slightly trying to get rid of the kink in it.

“Last I heard that naga Orochi took a liking to him after he was handed over for killing those humans last month, good riddens if you ask me he belongs with those snakes” he made a small gagging noise before continuing “I actually heard he enjoys it with those snakes.”

“To each there own I suppose, but I heard that lately you’ve taken a liking to foxes.”

“You’re the one, who recommended him. You were right he was a little screamer and so tight….” He cut himself short with a soft groan.

“So what do you say we go find our little fox friend and have some fun with that human?” I flapped my wings before gliding down to the ground to stand above the little cat looking down at him squirm lightly, but he then smirked up at me.

“Don’t you mean me and the fox go at him and you play the voyeur?”

“Well I know how rough humans can be, and it took me forever to clean up after that wolf the other month…”

“You don’t mean that little Inuziba do you?”

I backed off giving the cat space, which he took as an invitation to pretty himself only the way a cat can; he cocked his leg and started cleaning his inner thigh.

“I mean the very same, a little rough for my liking but I bet our little fox would love him at a later date, I don’t suppose you might know where he might be?”
The cat continued his grooming he had moved to the other leg and was now cleaning his face with his paw. “Judging by the time of day he is more than likely trying to peep on the kappa’s at the hot spring.”

“What does he see in them?” I crossed my wings much how the I had seen the humans do when they are deep in thought.

Before continuing I probably should describe these kappas to you. Well to put it bluntly they are our female toads. The males are horribly ugly with there rough skin, strange colouring and huge lips. The females on the other hand are slender and sleek with skin covered in greenish silver scales, with the exception of a blue stomach. There body is shaped like a human but they have no hair on their head, a lot of them were water reeds as wigs to hide this fact. Lastly both their feet and hands are webbed.

So as I said rather disgusting but to each there own after all if the rumours of there powers are true I know a few who would be interested.

“It’s Tsunade mainly he tries to peep on he has a thing for breasts I think.”

“In other words the only time he gets to top is when his with a female, which as far as I know was only once.” I chuckled, though our little fox would hate to admit he loved the feeling of being filled to the brim too much to be completely into females of his one species, maybe that was why he was so fascinated by the kappa’s I had heard stories of those powers they have.

“His a real little freak that one.” Commented the cat as he finished the job the same way he always does, with a little well let’s just say its self suck and it did nothing for me anymore.

Though the first time I saw the cat sucking himself off I came at the sight of his own cum dripping down his chin.

“You call him a freak kitty cat? I’ve never seen a fox do that before.”

“It is convenience and nothing more you pervert, I can not go walking around this forest with a hard I mean only those dirty old attention whores looking for females do that.”

“In other words you don’t want any female attention?” I quirked an eyebrow at the cat who just stared at me as he wiped the juices from his chin, “I saw the way my mother treated my father she was demanding and nothing but trouble, do you really think someone of my intelligence is going to put myself through that when there are enough young hot asses to get off in?”

“No I suppose not,” I sighed what a waste this one would have been nice to watch with a certain pair of blonde and pink bunnies I knew. “Let’s head of to find our little fox, I casted a little genjutsu on our little friend that no human will be able to break he will be back here in a few hours after walking in circles.” I ran and then took off into the air before what I said clicked with the cat.

“Wait a minute you damn pigeon you did see him then didn’t you!” he chased after me they always do but they never catch up, I love the freedom of the air.

~to be continued

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