This one is for the straight boys :)

[yaoiboix]

Hey boys, there are somethings you should know about women if you decide to date one, always be ready because it's only a matter of time before crazy shit starts happening!

Here is a basic list of rules:

1. The woman always makes the rules.

2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No man can possibly know all the Rules.

4. If the woman suspects the man knows the Rules, she must immediately change some, or all the rules.

5. The woman is never wrong.

6. If the woman is wrong, it is due to misunderstanding, which was a direct result of something the man did or said.

7. The Man must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

8. The woman may change her mind any time.

9. The man must never change his mind without the express written consent of the woman.

10. The woman has every right to be angry and/or upset at any time.

11. The man must remain calm at all times unless the woman wants him to be angry and/or upset.

12. The woman must, under no circumstances, let the man know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.

13. The man is expected to mind-read at all times.

14. The man who doesn't abide by the Rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone and is a wimp.

15. Any attempt to document the Rules could result in bodily harm.

16. If the woman has PMDD/PMS/PMT, all the Rules are null and void.

17. The woman is ready when she is ready.

18. The man must be ready at all times.

[Sayaemogirl]

Lol! This is truly law! Hahaha XD

[tony-kun]

I just think im turning gay now..
or maybe it explain a bit why I just always been unlucky with girls?

[kirbybrot]

Ok, I write these in the man laws now, ok?

[ectomy]

Sometimes, I don't blame guys for being sexist. Some girls are just too complicated 0_o xD

[Daphne]

Totally true, most of the time we are b*tches xDDD

[ishka]

In my relationship.
1 False
2 True
3 True
4 False
5 False
6 False (example: I can too drive)
7 True
8 True
9 False
10 False
11 False
12 True
13 True
14 Or just bull headed.
15 False... its jut not worth it. they change.
16 TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE!
17 False
18 False
(invert the last two)

[LadyAoi]

Lol....funny..but not all true...poor guys..but we don't understand them and they don't understand us but we still need each other

[Dyne]

Let me ask you girls a very important and deep sociological question related to a theme that has been known throughout the world for eons...

If we're supposed to leave the seat down for you, then why aren't you supposed to leave the seat UP for us? =P

[Lena]

Dang after reading that..... i don't know myself anymore~.