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Thread: For those with arachnophobia!
      

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    For those with arachnophobia!


    Hey guys, my name is Buck Russel. I'm a spider. I have a question...why are you afraid of me? I'm like, what a fraction of your size and yet I inspire large amounts of fear? Whats up with that. I eat bugs so they wont get at you I'm really your friend. And why do we have creepy ass music? I've never plucked a violin in my life.Why fear me so much it's not like I can climb into your mind. I'm not in your nightmares... just 4 inches away from your neck. Don't move! I don't like it when you move. Daddy's thirsty!!!!


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    D:

    Well, most of you guys carry venom and in some cases you guys have the potential to kill us unsuspecting humans.

    ...I know I shouldn't say this, but you're ugly too. xD Are those 8 legs really necessary? Who was in charge of YOUR evolution? xD Common, natural selection, explain yo'self!
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    I just died a little inside when i read this...... O.O

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    i dont like you....because your different.......




    LOL xD! umm idk i just hate most bugs... sorry....
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    Omg, I ate one when i was 3. Why woulsd i like you especially after that...... incident at school..... gah you little creepy.************************** Lol, i'm starting to sound like my mom. Lmao
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    My sister: "For every 10 years, you eat 10 spiders in your sleep..."
    Me:

    That's why. And because my stupid kindergarden had an assignment once called: "Bring a spider to school!" ... O_O Needless to say my mom found the biggest hairiest creepiest spider she could. And guess what happens...

    I accidentally let it go and it ran away under my drawer in the most creepist way.
    That, and another story~
    One day I was minding my own buisness brushing my teeth (I believe I was 8 at the time...) when suddenly I look at my shoulder. There on my shoulder sat the most gigaenourmes spider I've ever seen in my life... It winked at me.... So I ran away screaming and cried...

    I've got a ton of stories like this... Needless to say I've been pretty darn traumatized by those little f'ers... Them and dogs... But that's a story for another time...

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    If you don't want me to hate you quit coming in the shower while i'm showering D8<

    I swear; five in the morning, I have to get ready to wear a dress to school and do my hair and everything and a fking spider is on my boob while i'm showering. I screamed as loud I could and kept screaming and scratching at it but it was latched on or something.

    I eventually got it off but there were blood red marks all over my boobs from my scratching ;____;

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    I.Hate.You!!! I hate SPIDERS!!! Gaaahh!! Those creppy eyes and legs and fur *shivers* I had many bad experiences.... *takes covers and roll myself in it* I can immagine those memories...

    When I was 8 or something, my friends and I were in the garden from one of my friends, and he was a boy (he moved out...*sniff*), and we were playing as suddenly the boy looks at me and asked a question but... I wasn't hearing because I screamed and run away as I.Saw.A.Creepy.Spider.On.His.Neck-NECK!!!! He was there like someone glued him there!!! *screams*

    And when I was on a vacation (italy *dreamy*) I was sitting on a chair, all happy and all and then when I liked down on my leg I saw tieny spiders on My Leg!! I screamed and shock them off my leg and cried for my mother...

    And yeah... there were more creepy moments that I don't want to... remember...

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    I just smash you when I see you.

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    Well after i read some of these stories im more afraid of spirdes than i ever was before!!!!!!!!!! CREEPY!!!!!!! IM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES NOW!!!!! THANKS ALOT!!!!!! XP!!!!!!!
    Shyanne


 

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