zetzu/kisame

[Snukkypuss]

This is a story about Kisame and Zetzu from the Akatsuki and what happend is they a bit to drunk in the leader's bedroom! there may also be other akatsuki invovled too, also YAOI , enjoy!
zetzu1 = good side
zetzu2 = bad side

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Kisame: urrrrrrrrrrrgggg!
zetzu1: oh my head!
zetzu2: WHAT THE HELL HAPPEND?
kisame: nuurrrr zeztu please dont shout
zetzu1: sure thing kisame
kisame:ZETZU?!
zetzu1&2: KISAME?!
kisame: urrr what are you doing in my bed?
zetzu2: YOUR BED THIS IS MINE YOUR JUST IN IT!
zetzu1: guy's?
kisame: shut up, this is my bed, YOUR just in it!
zetzu1: guys!
zetzu2: GET STUFFED!
zetzu1: GUY'S!
kisame: what?, and do you have to yell?
zetzu2: OH DOES IT BOTHER YOU?
zetzu: shut it, look dont fight, look around were not in my room or your's kisame
zetzu2: oh well then who's room is this?
kisame: why am i in pain?

*Suddenly the leader came in, only to see zetzu and kisame together in his bed.*

leader: well, well, well, what's all this then?
kisame: leader sama!
zetzu1: what are you doing here?
leader: well this is my room
zetzu2: oh damn!
leader: dont worry your secrete's safe with me, but i the future can you not do it in my room?
kisame: yes, leader sama, we wont get drunk and pass out in you room anymore
zetzu1: my head hurt's
leader: i bet that's not all that hurt's
zetzu2: leader sama, your not making sence
leader: well im sure it will come to you very soon

*Then the leader turn'd round and headed back to his bedroom door but befour leaving he turn'd round to face kisame and zetzu.*

leader: oh by the way your both naked and that can only lead to, oh i dont know mabie you two have sex last night, bye
kisame: hehehe, he's having us on, we didnt do anything
zetzu1: that might not be true
kisame: why?
zetzu1: i just found this (holding up an empty tube of lube)
kisame: oh damn!
zetzu2: hell no!
zetzu1: i guess that explains why your in pain!
kisame: oh hell no, first i get drunk then sleep with you, and now i was an uke! dammit!
zetzu2: what's wrong with being uke?
kisame: im not used to being uke, i'v always been seme with itachi...
zetzu2: you did it with itachi?
kisame: ... that isn't any of your business.
zetzu2: ha, you got with a weasel
kisame: look who's talking
zetzu1: i'v never done it with itachi!
kisame: true, but you did do it with the cristmas tree last year when you get drunk!
zetzu1: look can we please just forget about this and move on?
kisame: fine with me
zetzu2: yea fine!

*Then both getting up on oppisit sides kisame and zetzu found their clothes, got dressed and went out the room carefully incase anyone saw them.*

kisame: yea, well bye (walking off down a ramdom hallway)
zeztu1: kisame
kisame: what? (turing his head to see zetzu)
zetzu2: just so you know, your a pretty good ----
kisame: ...(shoot's his head arond and walks off again trying to fight off a blush)
deidara: oh hi kisame-kun un (waving from a table in the kitchen)
kisame: morning dei-chan
deidara: you ok, you look awfull un
kisame: just a hang over
deidara: ouch! un
kisame: meh, you get used to it after awhile
deidara: so what exactly did you do last night? un
kisame: nothing much just got drunk and passed out (lieing)
deidara: so you didn't wake up in somone else's bed then? un
kisame: WAIT! what? what makes you ask that?
deidara: well, when ever i get drunk i always end up in sasori's no danna's bed by morning, un
kisame: well not me i was in my own bed, alone
deidara: well i think it's more fun to end up in somone else's bed, un
kisame: thats because your gay dei-chan
deidara: yep, un
sasori: oh brat get in here i need you!
deidara: coming danna un, bye kisame-kun, un

*Deidara then left the kisame all alone to see to his danna, but while walking out itachi comes in and sit's oppisit to kisame, facing him*

itachi: morning fishy, what's up?
kisame: neeurrggg! *pitifly grouns*
itachi: hang over?
kisame: yea
itachi: pass out?
kisame: yea
itachi: didn't sleep with me
kisame: sorry *giving itachi a sorry look mixed in with a slightly smily look*
itachi: that's ok i can get my revenge tonight
kisame: tonight, why tonight ?
itachi: why not (flirting)
kisame: because
itachi: because, because why? (playfull pouting while fluffing up kisame's hair)
kisame: because i say so (leaning crossed armd on the table infront of itachi)
itachi: please (leaning into kisame's face and snuggling his nose with kisame's)
kisame: do i have to? (licking the tip of itachi's nose making itachi lightly blush)
itachi: well you know i can't sleep with out my big bad fishy (pouting, crossed arm'd in his seat)
kisame: i swear somtimes that you are a teenager (siting up and smiling at itachi)
itachi: you love me really (smileing back)

*but kisame just froze and thorught about what itachi had said, did he love itachi or were their new feelings for zetzu poping aroung his head, kisame got confussed )

itachi: kisame?
kisame: hm?, sorry, habit
itachi: your really cute when you pull your confussed look
hidan: ahhhhh morning!

*walking into the kitchen and sit's next to kisame with a grin on his face*

itachi: good morning hidan
hidan: itachi, kisame
kisame: hi hidan
hidan: you ok kisame?
itachi: hang over
hidan: ah, well thats a bit stupid init
kisame: sure is
itachi: well im sure the worst is over
kisame: not really
hidan: man, how much did you drink?
kisame: alot, let's just say that
itachi: are you sure your ok kisame?
kisame: peachy

*get's up and walks off into the living room leaving itachi and hidan behind*

hidan: what's up with him?
itachi: i dont know, but i think there's somthing he's not telling me

*with a consern'd look itachi get's up and walk's into the living room and sit's next to kisame, who was sat on the chouch looking dipressed*

itachi: hey
kisame: ...(blanky look's at itachi then shut's his eyes)
itachi: are you ok?
kisame: im fine
itachi: have i done somthing to upset you?
kisame: no
itachi: well then, there is ovbiously somthing wong and i want to help
kisame: i dont need help
itachi: kisame somthing has happend, tell me
kisame: it's best you didn't know
itachi: try me
kisame: you'll get mad
itachi: i wont
kisame: sure
itachi: kisame! tell me know! or i'll use my sharingan!
kisame: ...(sighs and sit's up) fine but you wont be happy
itachi: just tell me
kisame: last you know i got drunk right
itachi: yea
kisame: yes well there's more to it
itachi: what?
kisame: i... i ended up in the leader's bed...
itachi: hehehe is that it?
kisame: no! (giving itachi a look) there's more
itachi: well?
kisame: i ended up in bed with zetzu and he was also drunk, by morning we were both naked and zetzu found an empty tbe of lube in the bed which tell's us that we had sex last night
itachi: kisa... how...
kisame: i dont remember any thing that happend and thats all
itachi: i see
kisame: it's nothing against you itachi, it just happend, im sorry
itachi: thats ok, now i know
kisame: i told you, you wouldn't be happy
itachi: of course i wouldn't be, the person i loved who i thourt loved me, slept with somone else
kisame: don't be like that it was an accident
itachi: do you love him
kisame: what, wait, what?
itachi: zetzu, do you love him or not?
kisame: i... i... i...
itachi: answer me kisame do you love him?
kisame: i... i... i dont no
itachi: kisame it's a yes or no question, tell me the truth do you love him?
kisame: i don't know!
itachi: KISAME, DO YOU LOVE HIM ? (GETTING ANGRY)
kisame: ...(thinking about all that's happend between him and zetzu and him and itchi)
itachi: kisame?
kisame: ...(still thinking)
itachi: KISAME!? (PRACTICLY SCREAMING)
kisame: WHAT, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? (GETTING ANGRY AS WELL)
itachi: THE TRUTH, DAMMIT! DO YOU LOVE HIM?!
kisame: YES, YES, YES, IS THAT IT ARE YOU SATISFYIED, I LOVE HIM OK!
itachi: ... kisa... kisa... I HATE YOU!

*slapping kisame around the face very hard and running off while bumping into zetzu*

zetzu1: hey itachi what's all the shouting?
itachi: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU, MAN STEALING, LOVE KILLING, FUTURE RECKING, TWAT!
zetzu2: WHOA THERE, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
itachi: I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT, BUT KISAME IS RIGHT OVER THERE WHY DONT YOU JUST GO OVER THERE AND SHAG HIM LIKE YOU DID LAST NIGHT BECAUSE APPRENTLY HE LOVE'S YOU!

*befour zeztu could say any more itachi had ran off crying his eye's out sreaming how much he now hated kisame and zetzu, while kisame sat back down with his head in his hands, he could now figure out why he did hate itachi so much, itachi was too much of a drama queen, and while kisame was sat down rubbing his painful face from where it had been slapped zetzu had walked over to kisame and sat next to him*

zetzu1: ... i truly am so very sorry
zetzu2: ... yea i never wanted this to happen, i'v ruined everthing
kisame : no, your not to blame we were gonna break up sometime soon any way you just sped it up that's all any way guess, i guess i never really loved him anyway.
zetzu1: then why were you with him?
kisame: i guess it was because i was here, he was here, we just connected a little and also everyone thourght we looked good together so we gave it a try, but basicly there was no love between us
*THE NEXT DAY: After the fight between kisame, itachi and zetzu, everything got akward, just from a single brake up nothing seemed normal, all day everyone was quite and keeping to themselfs and not mentioning anything that happend, but all day both itachi, kisame and kisame felt terrible, well itachi was pissed, kisame was miserble and zetzu felt gulity as hell, it seemed like nothing was going to change what had happend, well thats what everyone thourght at least.*
zetzu1 = good side
zetzu2 = evil side
zetzu = both sides

*In the akatsuki garden by an old oaktree*

kisame: *what do i do?* *thinking, laying against the tree*
tobi: h..hi kisa..kisame-kun?
kisame: hm? oh hi tobi *walking up to kisame*
tobi: can tobi sit down with you?
kisame: sure *with a slight smile*
tobi: are you ok, kisame-kun? *sitting next to kisame*
kisame: i'v been better *with an upset look*
tobi: things might...get better kisame-kun
kisame: *chuckles a little* i hope so tobi, i really do
tobi: any thing tobi can do to help?
kisame: nah this is my problem not yours you do what you need to do, and i'll try to tackle this by myself
tobi: oh..ok
kisame: oh no tobi im not being mean about it, its just when you have a problem, you should fix it
tobi: oh ok
kisame: so, yea i have to fix this, or at least try to
tobi: well im sure everything wil turn out ok sooner or later
kisame: thanks tobi
tobi: thats ok tobi's a good boy! *in his hyper way*
kisame: yea, you are *laughing a little*
tobi: well i have to go now, bye kisame-kun! *gets up and runs off*
kisame: bye

*a few moments pass and kisame's still by himself in the garden thinking of ways to fix what's happend, but then zetzu pops out into the garden, and seeing kisame and feeling bad he goes up to him*

zetzu1: h.h..h...hi kisa...kisame
kisame: ...hi...zetzu (a bit embaressed)
zetzu1: can...we talk?
kisame: about what? (blankly)
zetzu1: about how i could help with the problem (in a very sorry way)
kisame: *sighs* i can fix this by myself (calmly)
zetzu1: please i want to help this IS my fault to you know
kisame: yea but you wern't dating anyone
zetzu1: and thats why i wanna help, i wanna help you and itachi get back together
kisame: (laughs sarcasticly) 1. i dont want to get back with him and 2. he wounld't take me back no matter how hard i try.
zetzu1: bu... so what are you gonna do?
kisame: ...i don't know
zetzu1: i really am sorry
kisame: i know (blankly)
zetzu1: kisame im trying my best here to say im sorry, and i mean it
kisame: ...*sighs* your right im sorry
zetzu1: dont be
kisame: to be honest, i feel more better than i did befour
zetzu1: what do you mean? *sitting down next to him*
kisame: befour i never felt actually happy with itachi, but now i do
zetzu1: why do you feel more happy?
kisame: im not sure, mabie it was because since he was so depressive, he made me depressive, but now that were apart i feel like my old happy self again
zetzu1: ok, that makes sence
kisame: *chuckles* yea i guess your right
zetzu1: so what are you gonna do now?
kisame: i have no *yarns* sorry, idea
zetzu1: *chuckles* tired?
kisame: nope, just yarning
zetzu1: sure
kisame: im being honest
zetzu1: whatever *chuckling*
kisame: i am! *pouting*
zetzu1: your such a teenager!
kisame: am not! *chuckling*
zetzu1: mmmm right!
kisame: oh shut up! *chuckling*
zetzu1: *chuckles*
kisame: thanks zetzu
zetzu1: thanks for what?
kisame: for getting me away from missery
zetzu1: y..your welcome *slightly blushing*
kisame: you ok?
zetzu1: fine
kisame: you sure? *getting closer*
zetzu1: *moves away* f.fine *blush growing*
kisame: so why are you blushing *seducktivly*
zeztu1: *shuders wih pleasure* im f..fine really
kisame: are you sure? *seducktively and moving closer*
zetzu1: *blushes hard and moves away more* y..yes
kisame: *places arms around zetzu, and pulls him close, smiling*
zetzu2: KISAME! WHAT THE HELL?
kisame: *chuckles* huh thats the first time i'v heard your evil side today *smirking*
zetzu2: DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
kisame: *chuckles* your so smexy when your angry *smex smile*
zetzu: *blushes deeply*
kisame: *snuggles into you*
zetzu1: ...kisame, what are you doing?
kisame: *shrugs* snuggling you
zetzu1: ...why?
kisame: because i like you *smex smile*
zetzu1: *blushes* ..r..really?
kisame: yea, for a long time now
zetzu1: *blushes* w..why?
kisame: because you make me happy *snuggling zetzu more*
zetzu1: i do?
kisame: *nods happily*
zetzu: *smiles*
kisame: you look nice when you smile
zetzu1: *goes ved red*
kisame: *cups zetzu's cheek* your cheek's so warm *smiling*
zetzu1: *shuders with pleasure from touch*
kisame: whats wrong your shivering?
zetzu: im fine
kisame: *snuggles zetzu up very close cuddling him* i'll keep you warm *smex smile*
zetzu: im sure you will *smex smiling back*
kisame: ohh someones getting horny *grining*
zetzu: *wraps arms around kisame coming closer* dammit you turn me on
kisame: ooohh
zetzu: *chuckles* porn dog
kisame: porn shark actually
zetzu: does it really matter?
kisame: mabie
zetzu: *bits lips blushing, coming closer*
kisame: is there some thing you want? zetzu-kun? *teasingly*
zetzu: just you
kisame: *smiles, and slowly closes his eyes befour closing the small distance between him and zetzu, placing a sweet soft kiss his, feeling the warmth from zetzu's lips and blush*
zetzu: *closes eyes and wraps arms around kisame more, making the kiss more pleasant*
kisame: *wraps arms around zetzu's back bringing them together as much as they could and deepening the kiss*
zetzu: *moves one hand into kisame's hair feeling the silkyness and the other down his cloak and opening it slowly*
kisame: *softly moans into the kiss from the sudden touch and slowly trailes tounge across zetzu's lips*
zetzu: *happily opens mouth and slowly un buttons kisame's cloak half way and genlty climbs in*
kisame: *tenderly slides tounge in and wraps it around zetzu's, while helping him climbing into him cloak, pulling him closer*
zetzu: *wraps arms around kisame once more, playing with his hair while moaning sweetly into the kiss*
kisame: *moves arms from zetzu's back to his cloack and un buttons it, completly takeing it off*
zetzu: *shudders with pleasure and helps kisame take it off, but not breaking the kiss*
kisame: *takes a peek at zetzu's now revileling hot bady and blushes but carrases the sides softly while still kissing*
zetzu: *moans from touch and slides seducktively cold hands up kisame's shirt and carresses the soft blue skin*
kisame: *moans loadly breaking kiss from zetzu's pleasantly cold hands*
zetzu2: *chuckles* does that feel nice kisame-kun? *smexily*
kisame: mmmhhhmm! *biteing his lip*
zetzu2: *gets a kuni and rips kisame's shirt but not cutting him, and tenderly licks his chest* how bout this? *smexily*
kisame: *moans with pleasure*
zetzu: *licks all over kisame's chest and teasingly nibbles his nipples*
kisame: *moans loadly still holding onto zetzu*
zetzu: *slowly slides his hand down kisame's chest towards his now tight trousers, teasingly playing with the rim*
kisame: *pants with pleaure wanting him to go further*
zetzu: *slips his hand down in further placing his hand onto kisame's now very hard erection*
kisame: *gasps as zetzu touches him in his most sensistive area*
zetzu: *quickly lifts himself so he can remove kisames trousers*
kisame: *blushes and lifts his bodie to help him*
zetzu: *slides kisame's trouser's off and slides back ontop of him rubbing against him playfuly*
kisame: *moans from the feeling and places his hands onto zetzu's sides and rubbing them teasingly*
zetzu: *moans with pleasure and starts grinding against kisame's hard erection*
kisame: *moans as he does so, but also grinds back, adding pleasure*
zetzu: *quickly removes his trousers and boxer's and sits back on kisame now kissing into his neck*
kisame: mmmmmmm *moans as he feels zetzu tenderly kiss his neck*
zetzu: *softly starts to nibble his skin and licks his ear playfuly bitting it*
kisame: *moans and moves his head to give zetzu better access*
zetzu: *leaves loads of little love bits all over kisame's neck then trails his tounge sweetly along up kisame's neck to his lips again*
kisame: *happily kisses him and hugs him closer bringing their open chests to touch one another*
zetzu: *kisses back opening his mouth into the kiss, while trailing his down back down to kisame's boxer's and sliding them in deeply*
kisame: *moans into the kiss and slides his tounge into zetzu's mouth, playing with his tounge while useing his hands to help him grind into zetzu*
zetzu: *plays with kisame's tounge sweetly and starts to seducktively stroke kisame's hard erection*
kisame: *blushes hard with pleasure and kisses more*
zetzu: *gets a good grip on kisame and rubs him nicely, going slow to pleas and tease him while kissing deeply*
kisame: *moans into the kiss and uses a hand to remove his boxers then quickly goes back to holding zetzu and starts buckling his hips to zetzu's movments*
zetzu: *moans with pleasure from it all and starts to rub vigioulsly while kisssing deeply*
kisame: *moans loadly as he hits his peak of ecasty and realases on both of their stomacks*
zetzu: *stops kissing kisame and removes his hands from kisame's dripping erection and licks off the juice on his hands then slides down kisame's body and licks off the juice on kisame's stomack*
kisame: *blushes while feeling him do so and moans feeling his tounge go all over his stomack*
zetzu: *sits back up on kisame and kisses him again, wrapping his arms around his neck*
kisame: *kisses back wrapping his arms around zetzu's back*
zetzu: *moans and lifts himself up a little while blushing a little*
kisame: *gets the message and places himself into a posistion ready to put himself inside zetzu*
zetzu: *leans into kisame as he does so and uses a hand to slip in kisame's hard cock*
kisame: *helps by placing his hands onto zetzu's hips and stradles him up and down to help*
zetzu: *moans with pleasure feeling kisame's cock go in him fully*
kisame: *also moans feeling the satisfaction of being inside of zetzu*
zetzu: *wrapps his around back around kisame, kissing him*
kisame: *places hands firmly on zetzu's hips and kisses back passiontly*
zetzu: *starts slowly moving up and down on kisame's cock*
kisame: *moans and uses his hands to help zetzu move*
zetzu: *moans with pleasure and goes faster*
kisame: *pants with pleasure starst to grind into zetzu as he comes down, adding pleasure*
zetzu: *moans loadly in satisfaction and goes harder and faster*
kisame: *moans loadly grinding along with his movments*
zetzu: *pants coming close to high ecasty*
kisame: *grits his teeth as he feels he's coming close to a release*
zeztu: *moans and goes fatser, harder, deeper, and longer*
kisame: *moans very loadly feeling him do so, and starts to thrust deeply*
zetzu: *shouts in satisfaction, feeling himself come all over him and kisame*
kisame: *shouts loadly in pleasure feeling zetzu's mussles cramp around his hard cock and relases deeply into him*
zetzu: *pants and removes himself from kisame and lays on him*
kisame: *pants too, and tirdly holds onto zetzu*
zetzu: *lays his head on kisame's sholder breathing deeply*
kisame: *sheepishly cuddles him, still both inside kisame's cloack*
zetzu: *breathing calms down*
kisame: so does this mean im seme?
zetzu: we'll see
kisame: *chuckles and looks at the setting sun in the distance and smiles*
zetzu: *also looks at the sunset and begings thinking on whats to come next*

THE END

[simael]

GET AWAY FROM ME YOU, MAN STEALING, LOVE KILLING, FUTURE RECKING, TWAT! → omg, so laughing at this line. hahaha xD