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    #1

    Yo' Uke's So....


    I've been laughing at all the Yo' Momma insults.
    So how bou't I start a thread here.
    For those of you who don't know what "Yo' Momma" is, it's well insulting yo' momma and people don't really mean that. Idk, I find it weird too... but hillarious

    And had this idea of instead of yo' momma how 'bout yo' uke or yo' seme.

    Okay let me start off:


    "Yo' uke's so slutty, that when Santa Clause said HOe, HOe, HOe he slapped him."
    "Yo' seme's so dumb, he sold his car for gas money.

    Insult Thy Others Bishies! No one is saved.


    Warning:Before anything else, May I just remind everyone that this is just for fun. Do not get insulted, shocked, or offended at once. I hope this thread doesn't lead to fighting.
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    #2
    Yo' seme so fat even Naruto can't believe it

    X3


    yo' uke so fat even gluttony wouldn't tap that!

    lmao!
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    OMG, hahah Nice one. Lmao-ing like crazy.

    Yo' seme so fat even Naruto can't believe it

    X3

    yo' uke so fat even gluttony wouldn't tap that!

    lmao!
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    yo' uke so dumb, i siad i had nuts in my pants, he asked if he could have some.
    yo' seme so emo, his mascara ran away.

    (oh gawd i suck at tellin jokes.....T_T)
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    Yo' seme is so fat that even Neji's Byakugan couldn't see through him.
    Yo' uke is so dumb that he got hit by a parked car.

    (this was all I had o.o lol)
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    Yo' Uke's so fruitty that he makes fruit loops look emo

    WHAT?
    EPIC FAIL.


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    Yo' uke's so dumb he tried to drown a goldfish.
    Yo seme's so ugly that when he looked through the window, he got arrested for mooning.

    Yo' Uke's so fruitty that he makes fruit loops look emo

    WHAT?
    EPIC FAIL.

    hahahaha, Laughing, can't stop. xD
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