The Innocent Uke

[Vamphire]

Requested by and Dedicated to SilverSoul -- a Bleach Fanfiction

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It started with a poor, confused little uke.

Of course, he didn't know that he was a poor, confused little uke. But everyone around him knew that Ichigo was an uke.

He just didn't know it yet.

After all, what else could explain the large amounts of semes chasing after the little orange-haired uke? All of Ichigo's "opponents" had an interest in the feisty but clueless uke -- he just didn't know it. If he had...well, let's just say that Ichigo would either butcher them all into little pieces of meat or run as fast as he can to protect his innocent butt.

But one day, a seme decided that he had waited long enough. He was tired of obeying the silent pact all the semes interested in Ichigo agreed to -- to protect the uke's innocence by waiting until he was aware of the situation before chasing after him.

But then again, Renji was never one for patience or for playing by the rules. So he decided to swoop in and claim his little Ichigo.

If it wasn't so hard to make him understand what was going on....

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Renji made innuendos after innuendos but to no effect -- Ichigo just didn't get them. The red-head sighed as he realized his greatest enemy -- Ichigo's innocence.

So he decided to...help Ichigo get rid of the barrier separating them.

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It started with a kiss. A chaste kiss that swiftly turned into an open-mouthed kiss as Ichigo parted his lips -- to gasp or to protest; it didn't matter -- with tongues clashing in a fierce battle. Then the groping started, hands wandering over broad shoulders and down hard chests, circling, rubbing clawing.

Clothes flew everywhere before the night ended with moans and screams.

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It had started with a poor, confused uke who did not know he was an uke. Now, it will end with a poor, angry uke who knows he is an uke.

After all, his butt won't stop hurting after last night.

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Authoress's Note: I really don't know much about Renji -- the last time I properly read Bleach was about a year ago. So I apologize if he's out of character.

On a different note, I hope you enjoyed this piece.

[SilverSoul]

I loved it
I liked the idea of Renji hinting innuedos to Ichigo and him not getting it.
It certianly soundd like Renji to come onto Ichigo like that. It was really good thank youu -smiles-

[nejisaku]

Thank you, I loved it.

[wolfgirl]

it wasn't bad, i like it, it was funny it made me laugh

[Kikyoqueen]

It was a lot of ooc on Ichigo and renji's part I barely got through it.... :P