The Princess of Konoha

**Vamphire** · 08-23-2010 01:31 PM

A "Naruto" fanfiction

Warnings: This is probably going to be a load of crack -- mainly because I have a comedy SasuNaru in mind. That, and I need to write something lighthearted while I am waiting...

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Once upon a time, there was a princess ("I'm not a princess!" "Shut up, Naruto! You're ruining the story!" "Hn, do-be, you're too feminine-looking to be a boy." "...shut up, teme...") who lived in a very green place called Konohagakure no Sato. Or at least, it was supposed to be very green -- but it was not. For some reason, the Hidden Leaf Village was not green...nor did it have a lot of trees.

But we are digressing ("You think?" "For once, I agree with the idiot.").

You see, Konoha's princess needed to be rescued from the big, bad, scary masked pretty-boy in the middle of the ocean ("I don't need to be rescued! I can take care of myself!" "Yea right -- you're pathetic Naruto."). And who was going to save him? Why, his Prince Charming! ("I don't need anyone to help me!")

He was a handsome figure, standing there with his head held high as he valiantly fought for his princess. His eyes whirled a violent red as he stood protectively over the fallen princess, defending her against the vulture who wanted to steal her away from him ("Wait, you mean Sasuke is 'Prince Charming'?! Hell no -- he's mine!" "..." "...wait, did I just say that out loud?...")

He fought bravely to save his princess, but soon fell victim to the evil witch ("Haku isn't a girl! He was really nice...except when he was trying to kill me...") and died in his princess's arms. Angered by the loss of his ("Ha! -- you admitted that I am not a girl!" "Shut up Naruto!") prince, the princess unleashed her rage, nearly killing the evil witch.

A mess of circumstances later -- where the witch was killed by the prince's sensei and the prince miraculously came back to life ("...you just don't want to explain everything...lazy..." "Like you're one to talk, Naruto.") -- the prince finally claimed his princess with a kiss ("EEW! The first one was bad enough!" "Sasuke would never do something like that willingly...right?" "..."), and they rode off into the sunset where they lived happily ever after in the prince's huge mansion. The prince soon ran off to be with a serpentine priestess who offered him the chance to kill his mass-murdering brother -- but that's another story.

The End ("Sasuke! What do you mean '...'?! And the story isn't over -- that was a load of-" "NARUTO!" "...but Sakura-chan! I don't like Sasuke like that -- I like you.")

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An angry Sakura shouts at a whining Naruto as an irritated-looking Sasuke walks away unnoticed, his thoughts dark. He was going to murder that hentai-sensei -- especially after hearing that bogus story. Their mission to the Land of Waves did not happen like that. Though...he wished that Naruto felt that way about him...

Blushing slightly in embarrassment, he pushed that thought away with a scowl. That sensei no baka, talking nonsense.

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AN: Ah! -- they are terribly OOC, and I don't like it. -sad- -sad- And I don't really like this story format -- which is why I don't usually write like this. But crack is easy to write, so write it I did. It amused me -- though I probably should have made it NaruSasu, 'cause it would have worked out better that way. Oh well -- too late to change it now!